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Posted on October 17th, 2007 // filed under The Daily Blah
This morning I dropped my Dawg off at the vet to be neutered. I just have to say, what a fiasco they make it out to be. I really, really dislike small animal medicine. Consider this: the last time I had an animal castrated, all I had to do was call the vet and he came out to my very own barn. He dropped the horse right in its own stall with a hefty dose of Dormosedan (a sedative) and local anasthetic, and did the deed (while I watched). The poor little sucker was up and running around a little over an hour later, minus his masculinity and possibly a little sore, but none the wiser. I wrote a check, and Dr. Shaarda went on his merry way.
Puppy castration, on the other hand, is a much more involved process. Two days prior to the surgery, I had to bring the aminal to the vet for a pre-operative exam. At this exam they gave him all kinds of shots and ran a full panel of bloodwork. Why the bloodwork? Because they have to anesthetize him, of course! They also pitched all kinds of expensive heartworm medication and this vaccine and that vaccine and microchipping and blah blah blah and I just wanted to say, “shut up and castrate my dog!” But I didn’t. I paid a hefty bill and brought the animal home. Then I brought him BACK there this morning. Before I left I had to sign all kinds of paperwork, saying I knew the risks of the surgery and I wouldn’t sue them and blah blah blah, and I had elected not to hang IV fluids so I had to acknowledge the risks involved in that, they gave me a whole disclaimer speech, did I want to sign a Do Not Resuscitate form, ON AND ON AND ON. And again, all I wanted was to say, “shut up and go castrate my dog!”
They called this afternoon to say everything went well and he’s in recovery and did I have any questions. I get to pick him up at 4:00 today, at which point I’m sure they’ll go through all kinds of post-op care instructions, and send me home with expensive doggy painkillers. Please.
Perhaps this is all really insensitive of me and I’m actually a really awful dog owner. (Actually, it’s true. I am.) I should probably feel really bad about taking away the little chap’s man-erm, dog-hood. I should probably have gotten him a pair of these to make up for it. But seriously, I just have a hard time with the fact that my dog’s surgery is costing more than my horse’s surgery did. In fact, it’s costing more than I paid for the dog. In fact, it’s costing me almost as much as I paid for the little horse. I just think that’s a little bit extreme. If sedatives and local anasthetic in the barn stall was good enough for my little horse, I don’t see why we have to go to such great lengths for a dog.
But that’s just cruel and heartless of me.