Keep Breathing

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Posted on May 31st, 2007   //   filed under  The Daily Blah

Apparently it’s Thursday and I’ve gone AWOL again. Sorry. I know you thrive on my every word and a lot hangs in the balance when it comes to this blog, but I’ve simply been too busy to post. In the absence of any exams to take, first horse shows to prep for, or studio recitals to plan and freak out about, these days I’ve been doing my darndest to become one with the living room couch. When I’m not occupied with that, I might go to work or shovel some horse manure or sleep(sometimes on the couch, but more frequently during lunch hour at work, or on top of 50 bales of hay in the barn, or just, you know, in my bed). Oh, and if I really want to shake things up, I’ll call the mechanic and ask about my car which has been officially at the shop for a week now and out of commission for 12 days total. Current tab is $718 and rising every day. It’s all very exciting, really.

I did go running today for the first time in who knows how long. I felt like I was going to die. I actually think that today’s run was worse than the very first time I started running last year. Apparently taking a month off from any cardiovascular effort except that of riding and wheelbarrow hauling and eating a diet rich in little but chocolate and ice cream will do that to a body. Intriguing, eh?

My other big accomplishment for the day was to finish watching the 3rd season of my new favorite TV show, Grey’s Anatomy. I watched 5, or maybe 6 episodes…I lost count. This means I’m up to date and I have to wait until FALL to find out whether Derek and Meredith are able to ride this one out and go the distance. I’m guessing yes, because Cristina and Burke didn’t get their happy ending, and George and Callie are all messed up, so SOMEBODY has to get it together and make things all happy for the next season-opener. But that’s just my opinion. Anyway, in the meantime I have to find a new TV show now. Any suggestions?

I’ve decided that one of these days when I decide to be intellectual again, I’ll start teaching myself French. Many of the Grey’s episodes I downloaded had French subtitles on them, and I found that watching the subtitles for Latin cognates and trying to figure out sentence structure could be just as enthralling as the show itself. So, yeah. It seems I’ve taken an interest in a modern language, for a change.

See? Exciting times all around.

My First Show, Special Extra: Suzanne-Cam

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Posted on May 27th, 2007   //   filed under  Jezebelle, The Daily Blah

(If you didn’t read my previous post about saturday’s big event, I suggest you go back and do so.)

Here’s some more photos. We’ll call it “yesterday in pictures”. Most of these are courtesy of the beautiful and talented Suzanne.

My Trusty Groom does my makeup
My lovely groom Jen helped me out with my makeup. The principle behind applying horse show makeup is similar to stage makeup–bright, and lots of it. Hooker-style, pretty much. It’s fun.

Finishing Touches
Meanwhile, Aaron went to town on Jezzie, cleaning her up and applying her show makeup. Horses get makeup too? Why yes they do!

Me and my dear groom-friend
Me and my dear groom-friend. Jen was such great moral support. I don’t know what I’d have done without her. Cried, possibly.

Blingy Bridle

Here’s an artistic shot of our blingy show bridle.

Putting on the bridle
Tacking up…it’s getting close to time…

Nose
A freshly clipped, velvety whisker-free nose. I just want to kiss it. Now everybody’s probably all weirded out at me. But seriously. A horse’s nose is almost as tantalizing as a baby’s head.

Time to go
And now it’s time to go. Aaron led Jezzie off (you can still see her silver-white tail) and I stalked behind in my billowy blue coat. I smiled when I saw this picture because I know Suzanne loves billowy things.

Sorting out four reins is a lengthy process sometimes
In the warmup pen, sorting out those crazy reins. I love the four-rein bridle, once I’m up and they’re all properly in my hands. But until then, they’re so frustrating.

In the warmup ring
Warming up.

In our class
Riding our class.

Lineup
Standing in the lineup during the saddleseat class.

Aaaaah, now that's better
All done, no more tack. Aaaah, that’s better, she says.

Lukas meets the horsie
Lukas meets the horsie.

No, you can't make me go in.
“No, I won’t go in. I won’t, I won’t, I won’t. You can’t make me. Nyah Nyah.”

Well, fine. Ok. Whatever.
“What’s that you have? Grain? Ok…fine. Whatever. Maybe I’ll come in.”

No horse show is complete without a stop at the Dairy Ranch on the way home
According to the VanLaar children, it’s an old horse-show tradition to stop at the Dairy Ranch on the way home. Still in your show clothes, horse in tow. It ensures good luck next time or something.

My First Show

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Posted on May 26th, 2007   //   filed under  Jezebelle, The Daily Blah

Yes, we're beautiful.

Hangin' outAlmost exactly a year ago today, my sisters and I went to a WMAHA All-Arabian Unrated Show to watch our neighbors Rachel & Micah compete with their mare Tsetina. We stayed almost the whole day and had a blast. I eagerly watched the saddleseat class, and resolved, right then and there, that in a year I would compete in that very class on my own horse. Back then I was blissfully naive to how difficult riding and showing is and how much work is involved and how much it costs. I had no idea that months and even years of training went into producing show horses, and how much preparation and work was necessary come show day. I had no idea. I just had a dream. A niave, ambitious, perhaps quite foolhardy dream. But it was my dream. And I went with it. And today I lived it. (With all this “I lived my dream” empowerment talk, I feel like I could be the poster child of some sort of motivational organization like The Foundation For A Better Life.)

This morning show day began rainy and early–6:38 AM, to be exact. I had to bring some final things out to the trailer, eat breakfast, do my hair, and bathe Jezebelle. We were ready to go by 8, and our timetable was looking excellent. Of course, Jezzie decided to tell us what she thought of our timetable…and our trailer, too. She would not go in. Just wouldn’t. Front feet yes, back feet, no. It took Dad and I an hour and 45 minutes of pacing and coaxing and telling and whipping and creative thinking. In the end we set up two corral panels in a V shape, right behind her. I led her in and Dad brought the panels closer and closer until she had no choice. So we got on the road at 9:45–behind schedule but still in good shape. Aaron met us at the fairgrounds with my number in hand: I was 163. We unloaded Jezzie and began prep work. My trusty groom and good friend Jen B, a veteran horse showman, arrived shortly. We cleaned Jezebelle up, polished her hooves, and combed out her mane and tail. Everyone kept asking how I was and telling me not to be nervous.

Combing our pretty hairMaking Pretty Feet
combing mane and blacking feet

I wasn’t at all, until I put my coat on. My custom-made saddlesuit coat has been hanging in the closet for months now and I’ve been itching to wear it. The coat is just so elegant and I feel like a million bucks in it (which is good, seeing as it seems like it cost almost that much). Somehow, putting the coat on was the moment it became real.

Last minute advice

Soon we went to the warmup pen. Jezzie was in rare form, very perky and responding well. I felt good. We were going to rock out.

Lookin pretty good

And then it was prime time. Now for the sake of the uninitiated, I should probably pause and explain the basics of the ritualistic practice known as “horse showing”. There are classes all day, sometimes running concurrently in multiple arenas. Class names refer to the type of riding or in-hand showing that they’re for, like “3-year-old geldings in-hand” or “Country English Pleasure” or “Huntseat Pleasure” or our class, “English Pleasure Junior Horse”. You compete in classes that you’re eligible for. People often ask me, “so do you like, jump? Do you run barrels?” No, I say. I ride in circles. “Oh…will you graduate to barrels or jumping someday?” Nope. I’m always going to ride in circles. So then they don’t say it but I know they’re thinking, “Well what in the world is the point of riding in circles?” So. the basic idea behind horse showing is exactly what it sounds like: you’re showing off. You want to be the best-dressed, best-groomed horse out there. And during all that circle-riding, the judge calls for different gaits: walk, trot, strong trot, canter, and maybe a hand gallop. The judge evaluates many things: in a performance class (like we did today) the horse’s attitude and way of moving are paramount. The judge is looking for collection and impulsion, cadence/steadiness/rhythm, high action, proper head position (headset). In an equitation class, the focus is more on the rider: how correct their position is and and how effectively he or she influences his horse. Anyway, today our class went really well. Jezzie was up in the bridle and working solid. We won 3rd place.

Oh Yeah

There were 3 horses in the class. And yes, I placed 3rd, which in this case could also be known as “last”. Pathetic? Nope. We most definitely WON 3rd place, and we have the ribbon to prove it. We won it with months of hard work and blood, sweat, and tears. (Jezzie bled sometimes, we both sweated like pigs, and I did enough crying for the both of us.) Everyone I talked to said that we were definitely the best pair in the class, and I know it’s the truth. But if that’s so, then why didn’t we win? Well, when the judge called a canter, we took up the wrong lead and I didn’t notice. It’d take a while to explain how leads work, so I’ll just summarize by saying it’s an unforgivable mistake. So we ended up with yellow instead of blue. It’s hard to be disappointed (although I might be, just a tiny bit) when I consider all that we were up against. Green horse. Greener rider. A mere 5 months of solid training. First show. Yellow is nothing to be ashamed of. We were there, and that’s what counts. Next month, we will be back on again. Same time, same place, same classes. Maybe next time, we’ll get blue. But if we don’t, that’s ok too.

We won
Me, my pony, and my trainer. Aaaw.

More pics to come, because I know Suzanne had some great shots.

My First Show: The Prequel

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Posted on May 25th, 2007   //   filed under  Jezebelle, The Daily Blah

As it turns out, horse showing is a heck of a lot of work. Here’s a behind-the-scenes look at our show prep schedule:

August-November: Learn how to ride.
April-May: Keep learning how to ride.
May 16: Buy a trailer. We gotta get there somehow, ya know.
May 17: Discover that Jr. horses have to be shown in a double-rein bridle (that’s two reins in each hand, folks) rather than a single-rein with martingale, as we had previously thought. Fortunately Jezzie knows all about how to handle a double bridle. Unfortunately, I don’t. Spend the next week and a half in a double-bridle crash course.
May 19: One week left. Begin bathing Jezzie every other day and grooming frequently. Go on a shopping spree at Millbrook tack during their Show Season sale, getting all the last minute whatsits like fly spray and showsheen and hoof black.
May 21-24: Riding lessons almost every day. Work on trailer loading with Jezzie several consecutive evenings. She’s not too keen on the dark small step-up trailer, but she’ll put two feet in. Hopefully on show day with some extra encouragement from behind we’ll get all four.
May 25: spend almost entire day doing show-prep stuff.

  • 7:08 AM: Wake-up call. Eat breakfast and watch Grey’s Anatomy until 8.
  • 8:00 AM: Morning chores.
  • 8:30-11:00 AM: Finish sewing show clothes–hem my pants, add spur holes, reinforce the zipper, buttonholes on my vest…
  • 11:00 AM-1:30 PM: Errands. Pick up a browband because the one I ordered hasn’t arrived yet, get some stuff at Meijer, last-minute stop at Millbrook for the things I forgot on Saturday.
  • 1:30-3:00 PM: Oh yeah, I should have eaten some lunch. Do that now. Clean and iron show clothes (super-starch the collar on my shirt) and put them away.
  • 3:00-5:00 PM: Aaron comes over and shows me how to clip the hair on Jezzie’s legs, feet, and face.
  • 5:00-6:00 PM: Evening chores.
  • 6:00-7:00 PM: Begin cleaning and polishing tack.
  • 7:00-7:30 PM: Dinner.
  • 7:30-9:00 PM: Finish cleaning the tack, pack the trailer and turn it around so it’s ready to go.
  • 10:00 PM: Farmer Nobel and his daughters arrive with fricking 50 bales of hay. At 10 PM. 50 of them. (I had ordered “30 or 40″ bales about a week and a half ago.) We unload in the dark because there are no lights in my barn. I have hay in many very uncomfortable places.

    I am scared. I hope tomorrow is amazing.

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