Quotes from Latin Class

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Posted on November 30th, 2006   //   filed under  Things People Said

This week in Latin class we were studying morphology. (That’s how words are formed from different stems and endings.) For homework, Dr. Anderson sent us home with the instructions to make up 5 words. Some of the class’ favorites were:

revomitor: Person who makes you vomit again
sputor: Person who spits
fimolens: adj. full of crap
canides: son of a dog

…and a couple of others that shouldn’t be mentioned in polite company. At his wits’ end after a semester’s worth of shenanigans, Anderson proclaimed incredulously

You guys are by far the most bizarre class I’ve ever had in my decades of teaching. I just don’t get it. As individuals, you are each fine people. But when we get you all together, something scary happens.”

At that, everyone cheered.
Another good one from this week:

“If you’re ever in front of a firing squad and they ask you whether ‘nouerit’ is future perfect or perfect subjunctive, perfect subjunctive is going to be the best answer, 49 times out of 50. And for the one time it’s wrong, I apologize.

And also, a gem from Devin, whose group was translating a particularly frustrating fable this week:

“I’m going to call this one an ablative of intestinal hemmorage.”

Seriously? I love Latin class in spite of the Latin.

Noooovember

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Posted on November 30th, 2006   //   filed under  The Daily Blah

This is turning out to be my craziest semester ever. Nothing else can compare. And I’m loving/hating every minute of it.

I’ve spent a good 20 hours working on my Greek paper and it’s got a loooong ways to go yet. I’m sick of it. But A says I’m not allowed to complain until I rack up at least 35 or 40 hours.

Last night in the midst of paper writing I needed a break so I went for a drive in the rain and hit a deer. Actually it was more like it hit me–it whammed right into the side of my right fender. Fortunately I was going about 15mph, so we were both OK. Now I have a mildly interesting story to tell. Ya gotta watch out for those varmints, sheesh. Have I mentioned that I love living in the country?

Tonight on the way home from Loretta’s altogether enjoyable Beethoven recital, I stopped at Starbucks and this time there was a guy working the drive-thru. He didn’t ask me how I was, but he did have a nametag that said his name was Taylor. And I had ordered a latte. So that was adorable.

A Very Traditional Weekend: Christmas trees and the HNRC

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Posted on November 28th, 2006   //   filed under  The Daily Blah

This past weekend two notworthy things happened. On Saturday we as the Hunter clan went to get a Christmas tree, and on Sunday evening, I went to my very first HNRC service here in the great white north. (Dad and I went to the HNRC church with Aaron’s family down south, but seriously, that was totally different. This was scary.)

I was thinking about it and it’s too difficult for me to decide which is more steeped in tradition: the HNRC or our family’s annual Christmas tree pilgrimage. Each year for over a decade my family has hit the highway and driven 45 minutes north to the same tree farm in Cedar Springs, listening to the very same hourlong Adventures in Odyssey Christmas special cassette tape along the way up and snacking on hot chocolate and cookies on the way back south. At the farm, we all pile out of the suburban (or, back in the day, Dad’s red extended-cab pickup) and set out on our treck through the snowy (or this year, un-snowy) pine grove in search of The Perfect Tree. Now, every family member has their own ideas about what makes The Perfect Tree. Some of us like long brushy needles, others like short pricky ones. Some think the perfect tree is skinny, others of us think it ought to be at least 5 1/2 feet in diameter so it takes up the whole living room. So, especially nowadays as some of us get older and more opinionated, the tree-choosing procedure is fraught with lobbying, debate, and negotiation. It only ends when one party gets so sick of wandering around in the forest that they just give up, or (more frequently) people start complaining about how they can’t feel their extremities so Dad just drops down on the ground and starts cutting down the nearest tree.

The thing about Christmas trees is that they always look smaller in the field. You spot the perfect tree about four rows down, run over to claim it as your own, and upon getting there, realize it’s about five feet taller than the ceiling in your house and wider around than your dining room table. And the trees that look perfectly unimpressive and piddly standing in the field are really the perfect size and shape for one’s living room. So it’s a tricky business. I remember the first year we visited the farm after deciding to do a live tree, we didn’t think to bring a tape measure and upon getting the tree home, I think we had to chop a couple or few feet off the top and bottom and all but take the front door off to get it in the house. We learned our lesson after that.

Of course, no Hunter family tradition is performed without the camcorder rolling. So then–for your amusement (I promise it’s amusing) I present this short film so creatively entitled, “The Great Christmas Tree Hunt 2006″

So yes. I hope you enjoyed that little video peek into Christmas Traditions with the Hunters. And now, to move on to the second part of my post–Sunday evening I was on my way to church when my phone rang. It was Aaron, but I didn’t answer it because I was about to negotiate a couple of four-way stops and merge onto the highway. (Such daring maneuvers require all of my concentration.) Upon arriving at church and checking my voicemail, I found that the reason for his calling at the rather uncharacteristic hour of 5:00 on a Sunday was to invite me to hear a guest preacher at his church. So I decided why not, and hopped back on the highway. Thing is, I was dressed for Harvest’s Sunday evening service, which meant a dressy top and black pants. Whoops. I didn’t realize my folly until I actually got to the church. Then, I wanted to turn around. But I didn’t. Instead I went in and stood in the narthex and waited and waited and waited for Aaron to get there while lots of people walked past and saw my evil pants and streaming locks of blonde hair.

Even though I’m no stranger to traditional reformed churches (having attended a Protestant Reformed church for 10 years of my childhood) I would still consider attending Heritage a cultural experience just about as enlightening as attending my friend Devin’s pentecostal church a few months ago. Seriously, I love having friends who go to all different churches, because visiting them is great fun.

Is there some unwritten rule that says that if your church has a pipe organ (or wants one), then you must sing everything at half-tempo? Because I could enjoy an organ, if it wasn’t so loud and so slow. But holding each note for an average of four seconds is kind of difficult for me. I suppose people do it because…it’s tradition.

Jam Session Photos

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Posted on November 24th, 2006   //   filed under  Photoblog, The Daily Blah

Here’s a couple photos from when Aaron’s friend Melissa was in town and we went to the flippin’ awesome Mountain Heart concert and had ourselves a madcap jam session afterwards. (I figured Aaron’s mommy and sisters would like to see :-) )

Jammin'
The butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker

Bigfoot Sighting
This one is just too funny because of the large foot dominating most of the shot. Adorable.

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